“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
(via laughcentre)
(Source: twerkingdead, via laughcentre)
“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
(via laughcentre)
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
(via laughcentre)
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
“oh Hot Dam, this is my jam” i say to Hot Dam. he was trying to steal my jam and i’m not going any further with this train wreck of a text post
This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be?
(Source: iraffiruse)
