“Fuck, my tea.”me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via peachiecreme)
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.
my dad just recently learned about “omg”
this will never not be funny.
what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise
when people i hate talk to me: